

We just need to get clergy on board and telling their congregations that the magic man under the ground is trying to conquer the realm of Earth and expand hell (that’s why it’s getting so hot), and that the magic man in the sky would really appreciate if everyone would stop making the magic man under the ground’s job so easy.
We need to stop using big sciencey words like “climate”, “change”, “global”, “warming”, “weather”, “melting”, “ice” etc. and use words that they understand like “demons”, “hell”, “bad juju” etc.
Not that I would wish them on the Americans but I hope that more fuck off from this country soon. We’ll all be better off here if every dumb fuck racist meat head that misses the old days would just go away. I’m sick of the second hand embarrassment and being associated with these fucking confederate inbred hillbillies just because of my skin colour. And I’m sick of religious, patriarchal, macho bigots.
So, sorry for the USA that they’ll now be your problem but this is good news to me.