I don’t know what 4 knowledge bombs do, but they make me feel glad I don’t play that shitty game.

Edit: Jesus Christ they’re almost $30!!! I can buy Pacific drive for that!

HEADSHOT

A frickin spoon!

I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

Pokemon could be made in RPG maker in like 5 minutes.

To paraphrase Jon Stewart.

Fuck off Dick Cheney Three toes!

If Lemmy is an early indication, I suspect the proletariat will make our own internet. With blackjack and hookers.

Who are you lying to?

The extreme right and I disagree on whether I should live, just a casual difference of opinion.

Or… no. Fuck that, fuck them, and fuck you?! Let’s go with option 2.

There they are! Get them!

We were copying bands to be edgy. Now explain broccoli.