I mean, if anyone, Captain Lezbian is the person who needs to have one

I haven’t seen it used much in a non-gendered way, so I guess that’s why it has a clear masculine ring in my head

Not just guys, let me tell you

The specs are not worth 700€

That’s what those specs are worth if everyone who’s part of it gets compensated for their work appropriately.

Imagine the price of a Galaxy S23 if Samsung actually was fair to everyone involved.

then lose their goddamned backed-up files

Now obviously that shouldn’t happen in the first place, but if a backup disappearing is a problem for a user, then that user didn’t do their backups correctly.

But yea, fuck Google. Like, with a chainsaw. Sideways.

Infuriating, isn’t it? Half of all requests are completely unnecessary and serve you no purpose

I just want to look like her, you know?

The supermarket near me has a few people preparing fresh sushi right there every day. That one’s great, I honestly like it better than the actual sushi place a few streets over

I’m using EndeavourOS, is that why those socks didn’t appear in my wardrobe yet?

Is it a tooth fairy kind of deal? What am I doing wrong?

Free roam honey industry

Exactly that, yeah

Sorry, I still don’t understand morse code. Vibes not strong enough.

How am I to correctly interpret morse code with that?

Uh, how is my friend to correctly interpret morse code with that?

Also, what’s up with toys that vibrate with such a high frequency but low amplitude that you can barely feel anything?

Uh, asking for a friend, of course.

I am neither of these, and yet being passionate about a certain topic will make me be this person

Just don’t mention any of my interests at breakfast, and you’re good

Scribus can’t be a replacement until Master Pages work like they do in InDesign.

That sounds an awful lot like Pyro from TF2

Imagine how different Time Square would be if those billboards showed valuable information instead