An asshole doesn’t need an excuse to be an asshole.

Years later I still haven’t decided who the biggest asshole is in this case, and somehow that is absolutely correct.

I’d love to not roll the dice on e.coli lettuce in the winters. Hoping for some “growth” in this area.

No worries, thank you!

Can this be unstickied now that the election has passed? My client doesn’t give me the option to hide announcements in some views.

Apple: “Siri, search for a big dumb basket for me to put all my eggs into.”

Siri: “Now playing Basket Case by Green Day…”

Congrats, now doctors especially won’t vacation the the US.

He says it’s unlikely because he believes we’ll surrender willingly. Don’t trust his words look at his actions.

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!lemmysilver for a great summary.

Set the automatic coffee pot… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!