That’s not how fusion works…if it even worked already.

That…makes no sense…

I work in a school. I laugh and joke a lot with the teens. Sometimes I forget I’m not one of them and I’m 40. I’m just as immature as them, just more experienced. A lot of my coworkers forget what it was like to be a kid and how boring most of us are. School sucks, remember?

Students? Even teachers are doing it…

The school I work at is implementing this starting next week.

Except it’s a music school so they can use metronome apps. Also, they can use it to send emails to the copy room to print music sheets. Or to use in class when it’s required. Or for whatever exception they can think of. And they actually expect us to enforce it with all these exceptions.

Yeah, I’m sure it will work /s

Time to get the retractable baton out of storage.

“Your subscription is about to expire. Serotonin and dopamine will be blocked until you renew it. Please, select automatic renewal to avoid unwanted depression or suicide. Thanks for choosing our services. Fuck you.”

If it makes you feel any better, they’d treat humans the same way if they could.

I’m so going to pull this shit on my lady unannounced!