Reminds me of this one:

Kids will see 9 dolphins

My man is flabbergasted by the plot turns in the book.

Oh come on, who reads a book while they’re getting head?

Dude is so pleased he got his eyes closed.

Like, how the hell you read a book with your eyes closed? Is it Braille? 🤔

What does it mean if it looks like a woman is burying her face in a book?

I had to force myself to see what this could even possibly be other than a guy lounging in a chair reading a book… Have I ascended?

I immediately saw a man petting a triceratops

Good thing I saw this twice cuz the first time I whooshed