So the dog prints are 3-4 prints relatively closely spaced, then a 2-3 foot gap and then 3-4 prints slightly offset from the first set.
“Why is there a shoe footprint around all the animal foot prints?”
I had this idea years ago for some thing I was writing, but figured it would depend on weight of person and type of ground to get the animal prints with no surrounding human footprint.
I eventually settled on backward-soled shoes, so that it always looks like you’re going the other way.
I recall the old show Beastmaster was chasing a dryad or something and she left backwards tracks.
Other people were like “the tracks are going the other way!” And he had to explain that she’s tricky like that.
We may be over thinking this
Why are there always three paw prints together?! Must be some hopping tripedal bunny dog :)
Animal Detective: The dog you’re looking for weighs close to 200lbs, walks exclusively inside shoe prints, and (based on the trash in the area) is fond of playing Edward 40 Hands.
Your neighbour is very bad at deciphering tracks
Illusion 100
I… what? He’s doing what with these shoes?
Pooping
full-on dropping trousers, froggy squatting and pinching a fat loaf on someone else’s doorstep in the middle of the day
Hey now, just a minute. That was a dog. See the tracks?
Now that’s what I call a shitpost
