Across all industries, organizations are rapidly embracing generative AI. Among them, makers of home appliances like fridges and ovens. Generative AI in your oven? Why not? Ater all, AI has been creeping into our homes for years (think smart lightbulbs and Alexa) – but thanks to generative AI, these interactions will become even more human and more personal.
Imagine, for example, asking your washing machine whether it’s safe to wash a beloved item of clothing on a certain setting – literally, asking it out loud or via an app. Or you could say to your fridge, “Hey, when am I going to run out of milk?” and it’ll tell you. Integrating generative AI into everyday products could lead to a new era of smart appliances that are not only more adaptive to our needs but also more interactive and engaging.
Hard pass. I didn’t need a Wi-Fi toaster, I don’t need this either.
This is so fucking stupid it’s almost painful.
No thanks. You want me to have a fucking conversation with my washing machine? How is that saving time for me? STFU and run my laundry on cold with low spin like I do every damn time.
Also, what happens next with the fridge? “You’ve had too much cheese today. Initiating cheese drawer lock.” Fuck naw.
“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t wash that. This wardrobe is too important for you to jeopardize it.”
“I’m sorry I can’t answer that sweater question. GE AI devices cannot provide answers that might assume any liability for outcomes. But ask us anything.”
Jokes on you, I can’t afford them
“When am I going to run out of milk?”
Just fucking open the fridge and check! Refrigerators and microwaves and shit don’t need AI or connected anything.
The only use case I’ve ever seen for having a connected appliance is to be able to preheat the oven while you’re out and about to get home.
In the 1980s, 8-bit home computers were sold with slogans like “Kids can use these to play games! And use educational software! And the ladies can use them to keep track of the freezer contents!”
…One of three ain’t bad.
Decades later, we still open the fucking fridge to check what’s in the fridge. Such is the nature of technological progress.
(Random old person memory: when I was a kid I actually had some “home economy” software for Spectravideo SV-318, found in some random pile of tapes. I only used it once because it was boring, obviously. My father used the recipe book and added “Poop Cake”. That was enough recipes thank you very much.)
Hell yeah, I want my appliances to misinterpret my commands and hallucinate functions they aren’t capable of.
I don’t want my appliances to be engaging. I want to use them for their intended purpose, and then walk away from them.
No it isn’t… not on my watch.
Does anyone want any toast?
I’d make an exception for that toaster though.
Ugh. I don’t want generative AI in any of my appliances. Here’s hoping everything lasts long enough that I can avoid this trash.
Dishwashers and toaster ovens are going to become subscription items
Article even threatens that appliances will order parts snd servicing themselves. This shit is insane.
You get 10 wash cycles a month
Not if I can help it. If it’s anything like “internet of things” it’ll be a dumb gimmick relegated to some overpriced gadgets that I don’t want anyway.
“open the fridge door, HAL”
“i’m sorry, Dave. i’m afraid i can’t do that.”
