The Onion

Yes, the technology to do this is here, and they’re just waiting for the consumer to be able to put up with it.

This is probably in my top five games of all time. I think it really works if you try hard not to compare it to other games, and just play it on its own merit. It can definitely be janky, but that’s part of the charm.

Fine, I say we take every single bit of his hundreds of billions in $1 bills and bury it on top of him. I’m sure that weighs quite a bit

Done https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/112555262732490331

And since it lives in user space without needing nt/system, it should be as stealable over remote as any other file

Do Tha Fiduciary Thang just doesn’t quite have the right sound

i look forward to seeing this suggestion in shitty google ai overviews in the future.

If YouTube was too long and TikTok was too short, yours could be just right.

You could call it Goldilokk

They really are going all in on stupid.

It almost seems like someone did a linear regression, when a logistic regression model would be more appropriate.

I installed pop os and libre office on my wife’s laptop not long after Pop was released, and by now I don’t think she would know what to do on Windows or Mac. So proud of her.

It’s in power BI right now

I wish you could contribute to sponsor block while only viewing from free tube

$70 is the new $60 because fuck you that’s why

This is so amazing I’m wondering how on earth they got publishers on board with this. I guess technically they don’t need their permission, but I see some hilariously oversized coffee mugs being thrown across board rooms in anger after reading this announcement.

That graph hurts my data scientist heart

I ran the calculations, but I got a divide by zero error

I see you’re familiar with the conservative worldview

And according to Ubisoft, people want always-on live-service AAAAAAA $99 deluxe edition games stuffed absolutely full of microtransactions, loot boxes, daily exclusive rewards, kermel level root kits DRM, Ubisoft connect exclusive, nightmare shitfests that you don’t really own anyway.

Thank you the cut tool worked perfectly! I don’t know how I missed that