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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.workstoMemes@lemmy.mlAnd I'll do it again
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    7 days ago

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  • Nah. Those who installed adblocker did this for a reason. They’ll put up with it for maybe a week at max before they get annoyed by the full-Screen hot singles in their area in tab 69 that plays music.

    I switched to apple years ago because I wanted to know why I hate it so much and use Firefox ever since.