That’s cool. I’m also testing some stuff myself. For instance, I’m testing not uploading fake pictures of fake happiness and uploading them to receive fake praise from my fake friends. Going good so far. User feedback is 100% positive.

Bend over get Ubuntu?

To be fair, there were lots of words to read

Imagine having to endure a happy hour wearing your Meta t-shirt while zuck monitors your joy level through a huge camera in the corner of the room.

I mean this was so obvious. Pay for positive critic reviews and call any user reviews that weren’t favourable names.

Small business? I always rate honestly and in detail.

Bad experience? Level headed and honest review that repeats the companies name a lot and the words, ‘review’ and ‘negative’ to pump it up the search ranks.

Everything else? You want my opinion? Pay me.

• spies gently

And so grew another head for hydra.

No TV. How do you watch coronation Street and EastEnders?