I wanna press the button

How are Apple’s AirPods not “in ear canal things”?

No but Apple Music will identify tracks that you have added from your own collection, and on other devices will download their version instead of the file you supposedly uploaded, even if your original version was higher quality.

Misleading graph trying to make a 150% increase look like a 1000% increase.

It’s playable if that’s what you mean. It’s still “early access” though.

1% of the headsets are returned. 30% of those returns (0.3% of the overall headsets) are because the user couldn’t figure it out.

This is clickbait.