What trash can? I never had one…

oh wait… I am the trash can… 🥲

I remember someone posting a asklemmy question about the “benefits of smoking” 🤦‍♂️

I feel bad for the person

Edit: I found the post, original post has been removed, but here’s my instance’s version that didn’t receive the deletion request: https://reddthat.com/post/822703

Incorrect, real life toilets are inspired by video game toilets.

That’s no image, it’s a Giant Jewish Space Laser!

Original Image:

It’s basically just mocking conspiracy theorists that talk about some “Jewish Conspiracy”.

okay my password for this lemmy account is:

hunter2isabadpasswordthisisamuchbetterpasswordillnevergethackedagain

Please keep this password safe 😉

I did use a passphrase. I even created it using a “seed word” such that the passphrase is like an acrostic poem. I know how many words there are and I know every word except one, and I even know the starting letter of the word, I just can’t figure out what the word is. I guesed passwords for 2 days straight and didn’t get the correct one, now I just lost my motivation to keep guessing.

Depression certainly doesn’t help.

Every tenant is technically under a sublease since the landlord is essentially renting from the government.

Imagine using phones. Fucking cringe. Back then, we did actual cool things like randomly getting drafted and shipped to Vietnam. Kids these days… SMH my head

Man, I don’t even know anymore… Covid, War in Ukraine, Climate change, Upcoming 2024 Election, feels like too much has been going on. 2024 could mean the end of everything. (I’m a non-white immigrant so I’ll be the first ones to be targeted if the election doesn’t go well).

CCP Propaganda Media: “See, we are the same country, even this Westerner Lemmy user admitted it!”

Electricity when it has tacobell ^

Insurance isn’t required for a house, althought that’s a really bad decision since all it take is one bad cooking mistake to lose your house.

I think it’s:

Putin: Zelenskyy (he was a comedian before taking office)

Will Smith: Chris Rock

Batman: The Joker

Edit: damn someone else beat me to it

Not before the world’s combined naval force kills you first.

The password leaving my brain the moment I need to remember it ^

Oh not just any password, my bitwarden master password… 😥

Go to Somalia and find a captain that’ll take you on a voyage in the real high seas.

If everyone has a low credit score, no one has a low credit score.

Source: I have a relative who is a landlord that had to start renting to people with low credit because he couldn’t find an applicant that meets his “credit requirement”.

Believe it or not, I’ve had people called me a capitalist bootlicker when I make that joke without the /s

Dissatisfied with capitalism? Just have more money! Capitalism cant legally fuck you up if you’re rich.

/s

Yay, we overthrew the bourgeoisie. Lets create a new state-less class-less society where…

Wait what are you doing? I thought you said we’re only letting you rule temporarily. You said we were gonna create a better world together, a world ruled by the proletariat. You were supposed to destroy the bourgeoisie, not become them!