The holes are an evolutionary adaptation that allows bullets to pass through harmlessly.
Life finds a way.
I remember someone posting this on Reddit then had a breakdown in the comments over a British accent joke
Sanctimonious Americans really are holier than thou.
Where oh where is GoodGuyWithGunMan to save us when we need him?
Last I heard, he was shooting at that escaped Pennsylvania inmate - but missed, while the inmate got away with another one of his guns. GoodGuyWithGunMan’s only weakness - more guns.
Ironically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.
Cartoon characters are also pretty durable.
Ooh, another low-effort America bashing post. Bonus for joking about murdered kids. Slow clap, very impressive.
