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Greatest sci-fi quote: Victory tastes like ashes

I read the last frame first. Perfection

2 millinewtons?

Can’t see a Caesar and not want a Caesar

Someone you know is a human

Wait Wait… No

Cause I’m objectifying you so much it’s life threatening, but it’s ok cause society normalized me

Wait, no

Cause my butt is lit and I’m drooling on you

Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt

Hey, are you a cigarette?

An enchilada is sushi?

But my work is only measured in the time I sell them.

Team Purple.

But we can still get Orange Julius, right?

Right?

What is US Congress debt ceiling brinkmanship?

Lie

You are a human. One of the things humans do is enjoy and have fun. It is in our programming. The universe wants you to enjoy and have fun.

Also, a big things humans do is endurance. Long term action and planning is kinda a thing we can do, while many other species specialize in rapid response. Taking the time to enjoy recharges our batteries so we can be more productive in the long long term.

Supporting systems that help others experience joy and fun (entertainment, the arts, sports recreation), through participation in ways that speak to you, helps all of us recharge our batteries. So our systemic endurance increases.

It’s ok to play. It’s necessary for our survival.