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NONE@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

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NONE@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.

    • NONE@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thats it, you won the comments section.

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    Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…

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      Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…

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        Wang! Pay attention!

        Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…

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          Cock your head! Do you see it?!

          Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…

          • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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            Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…

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              Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …

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                Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-

                • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  “COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”

        • Libra00@lemmy.world
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          Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    THE PROPHECY!

  • SoupBrick@pawb.social
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    2023, but good find

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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      My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

  • Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Okay… 2023? How did I miss this? That can’t be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it’s just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored… It sure would explain a lot.

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”

      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ok, why is this also what she said?!

    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The prophecy has been fulfilled

    • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      The end of days has come

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        Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.

  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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    I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!

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    everything reminds me of her

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Everything reminds me of him 😞

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    🤌

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      🤏

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.

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          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory

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            that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises

            Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.

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            Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

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              I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!

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              Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn’t

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          🫰

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            🤙🏽

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              🤘

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                🫵

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                  👏 and 👍 if you 🫵 clicked 👅 to show 🎪 more comments 🎙️

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          It is Italian, but doesn’t mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F

          Also, in related news, today I learned:

          In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.

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            Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.

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              It’s a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.

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                Ah, so you’re someone to ignore.

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                  I mean, sure. You do you, friend.

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      The Italian seal of approval

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        I don’t see any seals in the picture.

        • kescusay@lemmy.worldM
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          Here’s one!

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            🥰

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        Some assholes love it when you speak Italian to them

        🤌✳️

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    Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.

    It’s just the tip.

    😶‍🌫️

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    Now THIS is what I want to see from this community

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      The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”

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        Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.

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    I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).

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    Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event

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    This wouldn’t be an onion article

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